Oh, no Michael Vick didn’t escape another one! I swear; Ron Mexico is the master. I mean who gets away with hiding an STD behind the name Ron Mexico?! And now, he has somehow managed to turn weed found in a hidden compartment into…basil or something that isn’t worthy of a criminal charges. Last week, we heard the odor was “pungent” and it seemed all but definite that ole Ron had done the stupidest thing ever. We all thought “Damn Vick, was it that good?” when we heard the news. Or at least, I did! I mean, what multi-millionaire thinks so highly of his stash that he has to smuggle it in a post-9/11 airport?! The fool could have bought POUNDS of the good stuff in any state. He DEFINITELY could have copped something in Miami…I mean isn’t his brother there?! Or what about Ricky Williams, I know he has some connects!
After the drama unfolded, pundits and soccer moms called for his dismissal. He was determined to be an overpaid and underworked Negro who was a poor example to our children. And you know we can’t have that! Well, it appears Ron has the best legal team in the country because these allegations are all but ghost now. I’m just waiting for Ron to slice up two people and drive down 285 in a White Bronco. But he better watch out, because I’m hearing trade rumors and the Falcon’s response (see below) seems to say they’ve had enough of Mr. Mexico…
From January 22, 2007 Falcons’ press release:
"We are pleased to learn of the outcome of the investigation," Falcons vice president of football communications Reggie Roberts said. "This is another reminder of the high-profile nature of a professional athlete and the close scrutiny players undergo related to their conduct on and off the field. We look forward to putting this matter behind us."
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